- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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