I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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