In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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