- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

did you stub your toe?

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