What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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