A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Barbara Streisand

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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A man was shot. He died.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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