- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chris is hairy

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