- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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