- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

tea with milk?

what are you mike bibby?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Okay.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Sir, your wife is dead

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