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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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