- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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