- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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