- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

girls basketball

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What? Huh?

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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