- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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