- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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