Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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boner

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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