what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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