What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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