A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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