- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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