What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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homosexual

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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