An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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No antijoke here.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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