Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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