- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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