- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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