YOLO You only like Oreos

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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