What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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