- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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