i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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