- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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