Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A car walks into a bar.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Indians

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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