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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

women's rights

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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