- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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