Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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