- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

im telling maguire

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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