- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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