- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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