what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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