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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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