- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!