What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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