- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??