- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Who invented apple? God

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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