- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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