- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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