- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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