"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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