- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what did jacob say to coach a joke

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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