- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

HELLO EVERYONE

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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