- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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