- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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