- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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