- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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