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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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