How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Anti Joke

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