- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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