- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

tim has no humor

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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