what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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