Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Did you know? . You already know!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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