Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

flavin's head

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Women's rights.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

kennah campion when she talks

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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