- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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