- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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