Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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