- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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