- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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