- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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