- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo Momma So Fat!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did the man die? he was shot

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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