Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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haha

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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shut up elliot

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

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