- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.