Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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