Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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