What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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You sick fiend

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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