- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Dyslexia ruels!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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