- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A guy walks into a bar

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's up? Your time.

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