- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Trump will make America great again.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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