What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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one stop shop

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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