A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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