How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Albert <3 Hunter

Anti Joke

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