- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A bar walks into a man

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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