What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Poker face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

NEVER

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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