- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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