Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

That is so fetch

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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