What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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