- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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