Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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one of the idiot

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's up? Your time.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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