What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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baloney sandwich

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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