- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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