Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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