Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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