Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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