Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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