- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

poop.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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