- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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