- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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