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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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