- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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