What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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