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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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your mum

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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