You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Penis.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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