- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Women deserve equal rights.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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