what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

did you stub your toe?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Antijokes...

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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