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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Pickles

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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