What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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how man

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Pickles

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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