- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Diarrhea

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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