What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

George W. Bush

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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