- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

women's rights.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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