- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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George W. Bush

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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