- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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