- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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