- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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