I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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