Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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