- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

pobody's nerfect

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!