- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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